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angel-and-hunters:

smaugwithablog:

wwwgoodreads:

sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.

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becausejensenackles:

I feel like I should have seen that coming.

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leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

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misantropaculia:

http://media.tumblr.com/09b76f588350ecdfd447030145734de8/tumblr_inline_mxk2cyEH841rpx9q2.gif

5 days ago on April 18th | J | 254,626 notes

blueskyesandberets:

Existential Crisis by Julia Lepitet

This is one of the things that cheered me up today. :’)

5 days ago on April 18th | J | 43,227 notes

excluhsive:

When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives

image

5 days ago on April 18th | J | 246,858 notes

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

justadashofsarcasm:

seh221:

penandpage:

whisperrun:

whisperrun:

theneverendingdrums:

anywigwilldo:

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after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me

Nothing happened. 

I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE

*throws down gauntlet*

Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.

Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture. 

image

THIS IS AMAZING

OH MY THIS IS SOCOOL

6 days ago on April 17th | J | 319,219 notes
prauprganda:


I shouldn’t have laughed

prauprganda:

I shouldn’t have laughed

6 days ago on April 17th | J | 856,888 notes

#me while watching my favourite show/movie

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