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venusian-eyes:

buttsbutts:

Get it because it’s a CELL WALL

oh my god

venusian-eyes:

buttsbutts:

Get it because it’s a CELL WALL

oh my god

13 hours ago on August 29th | J | 340,202 notes
can I literally ask you anything, like literally anything?

Anonymous

Go for it!

20 hours ago on August 29th | J | 0 notes
2 days ago on August 28th | J | 118,217 notes

xdream-strongx:

THE. GREATEST.

2 days ago on August 27th | J | 39,672 notes
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jl7299:

vincentvangoth:

when u miss the last step on the stairs

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Can we just remember that the animators drew snow white frame by frame.

Someone drew that intentionally.

4 days ago on August 26th | J | 370,401 notes
16 year old child: mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan
Straight parents: you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.
Baby boy: *stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*
Straight parents: oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!
4 days ago on August 26th | J | 96,921 notes
officialmattimo:

I now bond you two in holy macaroni 

officialmattimo:

I now bond you two in holy macaroni 

4 days ago on August 26th | J | 291,029 notes
highalia:

you said I was gonna be a mermaid

highalia:

you said I was gonna be a mermaid

4 days ago on August 26th | J | 196,702 notes

merrimynt:

When your crush uploads a selfie

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4 days ago on August 26th | J | 359,478 notes