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wuhtver:

If you don’t think these are the greatest than you’re lying

10 hours ago on September 1st | J | 84,220 notes

disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again 

11 hours ago on September 1st | J | 719,562 notes

blackout-escapist:

bagmilk:

*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning

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11 hours ago on September 1st | J | 455,681 notes
venusian-eyes:

buttsbutts:

Get it because it’s a CELL WALL

oh my god

venusian-eyes:

buttsbutts:

Get it because it’s a CELL WALL

oh my god

2 days ago on August 29th | J | 346,801 notes
can I literally ask you anything, like literally anything?

Anonymous

Go for it!

3 days ago on August 29th | J | 2 notes
4 days ago on August 28th | J | 124,452 notes

xdream-strongx:

THE. GREATEST.

5 days ago on August 27th | J | 40,247 notes
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jl7299:

vincentvangoth:

when u miss the last step on the stairs

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Can we just remember that the animators drew snow white frame by frame.

Someone drew that intentionally.

6 days ago on August 26th | J | 372,184 notes
16 year old child: mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan
Straight parents: you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.
Baby boy: *stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*
Straight parents: oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!
6 days ago on August 26th | J | 101,010 notes