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Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

justadashofsarcasm:

seh221:

penandpage:

whisperrun:

whisperrun:

theneverendingdrums:

anywigwilldo:

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after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me

Nothing happened. 

I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE

*throws down gauntlet*

Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.

Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture. 

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THIS IS AMAZING

OH MY THIS IS SOCOOL

18 hours ago on April 17th | J | 316,070 notes
prauprganda:


I shouldn’t have laughed

prauprganda:

I shouldn’t have laughed

19 hours ago on April 17th | J | 845,577 notes

#me while watching my favourite show/movie

19 hours ago on April 17th | J | 262,379 notes

isneezedintoregeneration:

the-outsiders-dishonor:

romy7:

celestialdeth:

misterkevo:

theadventuresofpam:

Harry was the favorite kid and he wasn’t even an official part of the family

Because Molly knows exactly how the Dursleys treat him. There’s no way Ron wouldn’t tell her. And Molly Weasley is a Mother. She gets a capital M because she is goddamn phenomenal at what she does. When she hears Harry Potter is on the train to Hogwarts in Book 1, her reaction isn’t to be starstruck. It’s to say “that poor dear had to come here all on his own.” Molly Weasley loves harder than anyone. She loves like it’s her sole reason for being. And when she hears there’s a poor boy who has never known love his whole life… how could she not?

In Year One Molly Weasley knit Harry a Weasley family sweater and made him homemade chocolate so he would have something to open on Christmas DON’T TOUCH ME

could I also just add that kids from abusive households tend to assume that yelling is directed at them and/or it heralds something bad for them so she’s making extra sure that he knows that this is not his fault and she’s not actually mad at him.

Also look at his reaction, he tenses and looks to Ron and the Twins for support.

19 hours ago on April 17th | J | 382,558 notes

weepingdildo:

My favorite pokemon are latinas and latinos image

20 hours ago on April 17th | J | 11,031 notes

jackballs:

when your friends make plans without you

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20 hours ago on April 17th | J | 138,982 notes

beauxbatons:

when im dead sext me through a ouija board

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drarna:

before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

20 hours ago on April 17th | J | 282,031 notes
A guy and a girl: Hold hands
Straight people: THEY ARE SO UNBELIEVEIBLY CUTE GOD HELP ME
Two guys: smile at each other
Straight people: THEY WERE ACTUALLY MADE FOR EACH OTHER HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER CANON!!! CANON!!
Two girls: make out
Straight people: they could be friends idk
20 hours ago on April 17th | J | 27,166 notes